Halfway through exam period, a few short jokes to relieve your stress for a while before you head back to your books…
Stress Reliever … 1
Father to son after exam: ” Let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
Stress Reliever … 2
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?” Read the rest of this entry »
A story about what happens when we leave earth… Depending on what your perspective, it’s also a way to describe the grace and mercy of the Lord.
My Attorney After living what I felt was a “decent” life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in thewaiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table.
As I looked around I saw the “prosecutor.” He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was themost evil person I have ever seen.I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him.
Take a look at the temperature ? Gosh, that’s very cold man! About midnight, it started to rain until the temperature drop and drop even lower. It’s cold now as I’m posting this.
P/S:Again, I’m guest blogging here, Stacy still in MIA[Missing In Action] mode, guess that she’ll back blogging these few days Anyway, greetings to every reader from Kah Peng!
Anyway, greetings to every reader from