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Halfway through exam period, a few short jokes to relieve your stress for a while before you head back to your books…

Stress Reliever … 1
Father to son after exam: ” Let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

Stress Reliever … 2

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?” Read More »»

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius………

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ………. Read More »»

Since Valentines Day is drawing near, here are a few jokes about relationships just for laughs… Hehehe…

• Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!

• First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
• Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
• A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, “Pack your bags, I’ve won the lottery!”
  The husband excitedly asks, “Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?”
  She says, “Pack’em all, you’re leaving!” Read More »»

I was wondering and pondering for a while what should i write as my first post. Well, I’ve decided to post something funny that I came across. Enjoy!

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.”

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: Read More »»