Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius………

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ……….

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ……….. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Muahahahaha… Of course lah! This wan need to say eh meh? Best in Singapore, Batam, and now, the whole World…! Muahahahahaha….