Halfway through exam period, a few short jokes to relieve your stress for a while before you head back to your books…
Stress Reliever … 1
Father to son after exam: ” Let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”
Stress Reliever … 2
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”
Stress Reliever … 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Stress Reliever … 4
Wife to husband: ” What’s your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?”
Husband to wife: ” Golfing with friends, my dear.”
Wife to husband: ” What ? At 2 am ? ”
Husband to wife: ” Yes, We used night clubs.”
Stress Reliever … 5
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ”
Millionaire: ” I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: ” Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her ? ”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Stress Reliever … 6
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexiness?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor.”