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A true meaning of valentine. It’s from a bible verse, John 3:16.

Still wondering what’s the meaning of valentine? Wonder no more, for there is no greater meaning or greater love then the love from the Lord.

Thank you, Lord. For loving me….

Dear all readers,

First of all, I wanna thank you for spending time reading this blog of mine. As u may noticed, my blog looks plain and nothing special. This is because this site is still under construction and progress should be able to tale place as soon as I find the time.

And so, I beg for your patience. As this blog is new, I haven’t really got the time to update and edit it with all sorts of interesting things yet. So, bear with me for the time being ok?

Pictures and my personal profile will soon be added to this blog. Of course, comments and suggestions are happily welcome. Stay tune for more improvements on this blog..!

I don’t know about you guys, but this story touches me… Try spending some time to read on…

I WAS born in a secluded mountain village. Day-by-day my parents ploughed the dry, yellow soil with their backs to the sky. I have one younger brother.

Once, to buy a handkerchief which all the girls around me seemed to have, I stole 50 cents from my father’s drawer. He found out right away and made my brother and me kneel against the wall as he held a bamboo stick in his hand.

“Who stole the money?” I was too stunned to speak up. Father said: “Fine, if nobody wants to admit to the theft, both of you will be beaten!”

He lifted the bamboo stick … Suddenly, my brother gripped his hand and said, “I did it!” The long stick hit my brother’s back with a thud. Father was so angry he kept hitting brother until he lost his breath. After that, he sat down on the stone bed and shouted: “You have learn to steal from your own house now. What other shameless things will you do in future? You should be beaten to death!”

That night, mother and I hugged my brother. His back was red and swollen, but he didn’t shed a single tear. In the middle of the night, all of sudden, I cried out. My brother covered my mouth with his little hand and said, “Sis, don’t cry. It’s over.” Read the rest of this entry »

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius………

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ………. Read the rest of this entry »

Since Valentines Day is drawing near, here are a few jokes about relationships just for laughs… Hehehe…

• Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man!

• First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
• Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
• When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
• A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, “Pack your bags, I’ve won the lottery!”
  The husband excitedly asks, “Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?”
  She says, “Pack’em all, you’re leaving!” Read the rest of this entry »